The absolute dumbest things to happen in Florida in 2018


Florida is this country's main exporter of zany arrests and batshit tales, and this year, we did not disappoint. We chased a terrible politician out of a restaurant, discovered the largest python orgy in Collier County and proclaimed our love of eating ass. Here are 38 instances of the weird and bizarre shit we unfortunately witnessed in this state during 2018. Hats off to you, Florida, for another wacky year.