9 gross pumpkin cocktails you shouldn’t drink this Thanksgiving

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I hate to be the bearer of bad news, PSL lovers, but after Thanksgiving, pumpkin spice season will be over. Everything is going to start tasting like peppermint and gingerbread instead of cinnamon and squash, and I cannot wait. But, until then, the squash obsession rages on.

This pumpkin shit has really gotten out of hand and, to prove it to you, we have compiled a list of the nastiest pumpkin dranks that actually exist and that you shouldn't even consider enjoying this Thanksgiving. Seriously, don’t. Why are people even writing these recipes? You’re better than that. Just eat some pumpkin pie like a normal person, and enjoy a Thanksgiving cocktail that actually tastes good and doesn't look like something you wipe off your floor after a party.

By Misty Blaze