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35 absolutely ridiculous Florida laws

By Orlando Weekly Staff on Fri, Apr 4, 2014 at 7:29 pm

There are some ridiculous laws on the books in the state of Florida. We did some research and found some of the silliest.

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Oral sex is, apparently, illegal in Florida. Um, OK. image via

Oral sex is, apparently, illegal in Florida. Um, OK.
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No matter how frustrated you get with them, in Florida, it's illegal to sell your kids.image via

No matter how frustrated you get with them, in Florida, it's illegal to sell your kids.
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In Florida, if you have sex in any other position than missionary, you're breaking the law.image via

In Florida, if you have sex in any other position than missionary, you're breaking the law.
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Good to know: men are not allowed in public wearing a strapless dress. As long as you've got straps of some sort, you're cool. image via

Good to know: men are not allowed in public wearing a strapless dress. As long as you've got straps of some sort, you're cool.
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Don't set off any torpedoes in Destin. It's illegal.image via

Don't set off any torpedoes in Destin. It's illegal.
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Sorry, Leo, in Hialeah, strolling or ambling is a misdemeanor.image via

Sorry, Leo, in Hialeah, strolling or ambling is a misdemeanor.
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In Miami, you could face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk.via

In Miami, you could face up to thirty days in jail for selling oranges on the sidewalk.
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Believe it or not, in the state of Florida, it's illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine.via</a

Believe it or not, in the state of Florida, it's illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine.
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Unless you're putting on a legitimate theatrical performance, stage nudity is banned in Sanford.image via

Unless you're putting on a legitimate theatrical performance, stage nudity is banned in Sanford.
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"One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person." Way to be specific, Florida.image via

"One may not commit any "unnatural acts" with another person." Way to be specific, Florida.
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In Daytona Beach, citizens are prohibited from maintaining a car on their property when the car is no longer in use.image via

In Daytona Beach, citizens are prohibited from maintaining a car on their property when the car is no longer in use.
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Don't even think about showering naked, Floridians. It's an offense.image via

Don't even think about showering naked, Floridians. It's an offense.
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In Big Pine Key, it's totally illegal to molest a Key dear, so don't get any ideas.image via

In Big Pine Key, it's totally illegal to molest a Key dear, so don't get any ideas.
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Our state constitution protects pregnant pigs from being confined in cages. image via

Our state constitution protects pregnant pigs from being confined in cages.
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In Daytona Beach, you're banned from molesting trash cans.image via

In Daytona Beach, you're banned from molesting trash cans.
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Cape Coral prohibits its citizens from parking a pick-up truck in front of your house on the street or in your driveway.image via

Cape Coral prohibits its citizens from parking a pick-up truck in front of your house on the street or in your driveway.
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In Destin, it is illegal for an ice-cream man to sell ice cream in a cemetery.image via

In Destin, it is illegal for an ice-cream man to sell ice cream in a cemetery.
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In Satellite Beach, liquid latex does not count as clothing.image via

In Satellite Beach, liquid latex does not count as clothing.
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In Cape Coral City, you could be fined $50 for allowing a couch to sit in your carport.image via

In Cape Coral City, you could be fined $50 for allowing a couch to sit in your carport.
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In Pensacola, if you're downtown, you must have at least $10 in cash at all times.image via

In Pensacola, if you're downtown, you must have at least $10 in cash at all times.
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