University of Central Florida is a fine institution of higher learning. A place where knowledge is earned, lasting memories are made and no one can find a parking spot to save their life. Here are some of our favorite Instagram posts where UCF students vent about their parking problems.
24 reasons that prove parking at UCF is the absolute worst
By Orlando Weekly Staff on Tue, Sep 1, 2015 at 2:43 pm
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It has gotten to the point that finding a parking ticket on your windshield is like seeing an old friend.
"That moment when you get in the car and see this green little piece of crap on ur windshield."
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"That moment when you get in the car and see this green little piece of crap on ur windshield."
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At UCF, students leave so early to find parking that if they actually find a spot when they arrive, they have enough time to write a damn paper.
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Photo via haleighplum
To be fair, if you show up at the first crack of light, the parking garage will look something like this.
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Photo via neckbeardnecromancer
However, if you wait till 8 a.m., you're flat out screwed.
"It's 8 o'clock in the morning and this parking garage is already full. I feel like that's a problem lol. Fuck morning classes."
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"It's 8 o'clock in the morning and this parking garage is already full. I feel like that's a problem lol. Fuck morning classes."
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If your class is at 10 a.m., you're lucky to even see a parking garage.
"Hell yes, parking traffic at 10 AM"
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"Hell yes, parking traffic at 10 AM"
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And sometimes you won't even make it to class.
"Lets take bets on how long it will take me to get past this light"
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"Lets take bets on how long it will take me to get past this light"
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This is arguably the worst line on campus.
"You know last year's parking passes expired when...."
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"You know last year's parking passes expired when...."
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Did you ever stop to think that perhaps you were never meant to have a parking spot?
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Photo via p_shafi24
Parking enforcement has no chill.
"Zero fucks were given.. Lol"
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"Zero fucks were given.. Lol"
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Yep, they do not care.
"Well, someone's gonna have a bad day..."
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"Well, someone's gonna have a bad day..."
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But it's not entirely their fault. Part of the problem is students suck at parking.
"As the semester progresses, people's parking jobs get progressively worse"
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"As the semester progresses, people's parking jobs get progressively worse"
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What do those lines on the pavement even mean? LOL
"Clearly no fucks given..."
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"Clearly no fucks given..."
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You should have to take a parking exam before you get accepted to UCF.
"I found a parking spot! Oh wait, someone's already in it..."
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"I found a parking spot! Oh wait, someone's already in it..."
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You don't want any door dings on that CRV
"Nice parking, asshole."
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"Nice parking, asshole."
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It's just part of the college experience.
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Photo via halcyonheid_
Sometimes people leave nice notes, though.
"Thank you, so much, to whoever put these on my car. You have no idea how much that has made my day."
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"Thank you, so much, to whoever put these on my car. You have no idea how much that has made my day."
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But most of the time they don't.
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Photo via jiffytiffy1987
At least the angry notes are getting slightly funnier.
"How I feel everyday..."
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"How I feel everyday..."
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Where can we get a stack of these?
"Well, all right then"
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"Well, all right then"
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And, sometimes the notes are just plain bizarre.
"Lets have a toast to the douchebag that stole my spot, made me late to class & made me miss my quiz. It says, 'I'm the douche that steals pretty girls parking spots. Don't date me ;)"
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"Lets have a toast to the douchebag that stole my spot, made me late to class & made me miss my quiz. It says, 'I'm the douche that steals pretty girls parking spots. Don't date me ;)"
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